My favourite Kardashian is Kim
Whose chooses to be more curvy than slim
She wiggles around
Trades the law for her crown
To get people out of the cells that they are in
My favourite Kardashian is Kylie
Who earns her keep with lip kits so slimy
Forbes named her a Bill
than retracted that swill
Her life is a low-key telenovely
Khloe is my favourite Kardashian
With an insta full of athleisure inspiration
Obsessed with her man
She pretends she's a fan
But runs from committing her heart again.
My favourite Kardashian is Kris
Who imagined this life with a wish.
Thanks to OJ
And news 24 hours a day
She parlayed personal tragedy into this.
My favourite Kardashian is Kendall
A real life Barbie in hell, doll
She's tall and serene
Except when giving her middle finger to be seen
and has yet to establish her kingdom.
My favourite Kardashian is Kourtney
...no, it isn't.
